Scene 1: Cafeteria[]
Written by IndieLOL11
Paisey: (Walking with Lexi with food) I can't wait for my cousin, Alfitcher to visit!
Lexi: Paisey, his name is Alfredo. You have told me a million times and you still don't remember yourself. Stop paying attention to him. He's not even here. Focus on me! Look, I got a $45 manicure last week and it still looks brand new!
(enters Chyna and Olive)
Chyna: So, Paisley, I heard that your cousin is coming to San Fransico from Spain.
Olive: I've got a cousin from Portugal. Intresting factoid.
(everyone groans)
Olive: Spain and Portugal share the Iberian Peninsula, a vaguely square-shaped realm at the far southwestern edge of Europe.
Chyna: So, what's his name?
Lexi: Alfredo! What a stupid name!
Olive: You know, I think I read something about the name Alfredo before. Alfredo as a boy's name is a variant of Alfred which is Old Eng- (Chyna puts her hand over Olive's mouth)
Lexi: Come on, Paisley. The last thing want to do at lunch is learn!
(exits Lexi and Paisley)
Theme Song
Scene 2: A Hedge Maze[]
Gibson: (holding a rope with the ANTs on the side) OK, everyone! We all must stick together, so no-one gets lost (whispers) and so I don't get fired! So, that is why I bought Super Glue! (starts rubbing glue on the rope) Now everyone, put your hands back on the rope.
(Fletcher reaches for the rope, Chyna slaps his hand away)
Chyna: Gibson, there is no way we are doing that.
Gibson: Why not? It's perfectly safe! Look!
(slaps his hand on the rope, tries to pull it off)
Gibson: Someone help me!
(all the ANTs pull on Gibson's hand)
Angus: Step aside, rookies. Let me show you how a pro does it.
(Leans on Gibson's arm, Gibson's hand comes off the rope)
Gibson: (screams, stops and clears his throat) See, completely safe!
(ANTs exit without Gibson)
Gibson: Hey, wait up!
(Gibson faints)
Scene 3: Webster High hallways[]
(All the girls crowded around the School Doors, enters Lexi and Paisley)
Lexi: What are all the girls doing?
Paisley: (gasps) SLUMBER PARTY!
(Jumps into the crowd of girls, exits Crowd of Girls)
Alfredo: Paisley, it's me. Alfredo.
Paisley: (gasps) Wilfredo!
(Hugs Alfredo, Lexi clears her throat)
'P'aisley: Alberto, meet my best friend Lexi.
(Alfredo and Lexi's eyes meet, love at first sight)
Alfredo: Hola, preciosa (Takes Lexi's hand and kisses it). Encantado de conocerte.
Lexi: Hi, I'm uhhh....(Lost in his eyes, holding his hand) Trixie.
Paisley: (Whispers to Alfredo) Her name is Lexi, Eldredo.
Alfredo: Well, I've got to get to homeroom. No-one even knows I'm here. I will see you later, Paisley. And I will definately see you later, Lexi, or should I say, Preciosa?
(Lexi giggles, exits Alfredo)
Lexi: (Snatches phone from Paisley) I have to go online and find out what that means.
(Sees what it means)
Lexi: (Giggles and faints)
Paisley: (Takes phone back and sees what it means) Aww, he called you beautiful!
(exits Paisley)
Scene 4: A Hedge Maze[]
(Chyna, Olive and Fletcher)
Olive: Guys, why are we away from the group? We need to stay safe.
Chyna: Oh, please! How would we be safe? We didn't even have a proper teacher with us when we arrived.
Fletcher: This will only take a second. I read online that there is a rare teal blue stone buried somewhere in here. The reason I want it is because if you heat it in the mircowave for 3 hours, it will turn into rare turquoise paint, that I can use in my next painting! So, Chyna, would you mind wearing blue that day?
Olive: Fine. The sooner we get out of the grass horror, the better!
Fletcher: Great! I have the tools we'll need!
(Pulls out pink, blue and purple spades and a bucket)
Olive: (gasps) Dibs on the pink one!
Scene 5: Webster High hallways[]
(Lexi and Alfredo walk down the steps, holding hands)
Alfredo: Lexi, you are very charming. ¿Quieres cenar juntos esta nocheLexi: (giggles) One second.
(Turns around and grabs out a Spanish- English dictionary)
Lexi: Aww, I would love to go out to dinner. Where?
Alfredo: Un lugar Uptown Sushi grande.
(Turns around again and looks in dictionary)
Lexi: Aww, I love sushi. That would be great!
(enters Paisley, pulls Lexi to a side)
Paisley: Looks like things are going good for you and Alfredas.
Lexi: Yeah! He just asked me to go get sushi after school. I'd ask him if you could come to, but I want to be alone with him.
Paisley: Oh! I get it!
(exits Paisley, Lexi goes back to Alfredo)
Alfredo: Now, ¿puedo tener un pequeño beso?
(Lexi looks in the dictionary)
Lexi: Yes!
(Leans to kiss him, the bell rings, all the big kid come out of class, Lexi and Alfredo get pulled away from each other)
Lexi: (shouting) I'll see you later!