Scene 1: CafeteriaEdit
Written by IndieLOL11
Paisey: (Walking with Lexi with food) I can't wait for my cousin, Alfitcher to visit!
Lexi: Paisey, his name is Alfredo. You have told me a million times and you still don't remember yourself. Stop paying attention to him. He's not even here. Focus on me! Look, I got a $45 manicure last week and it still looks brand new!
(enters Chyna and Olive)
Chyna: So, Paisley, I heard that your cousin is coming to San Fransico from Spain.
Olive: I've got a cousin from Portugal. Intresting factoid.
Olive: Spain and Portugal share the Iberian Peninsula, a vaguely square-shaped realm at the far southwestern edge of Europe.
Chyna: So, what's his name?
Lexi: Alfredo! What a stupid name!
Olive: You know, I think I read something about the name Alfredo before. Alfredo as a boy's name is a variant of Alfred which is Old Eng- (Chyna puts her hand over Olive's mouth)
Lexi: Come on, Paisley. The last thing want to do at lunch is learn!
(exits Lexi and Paisley)
Scene 2: A Hedge MazeEdit
Gibson: (holding a rope with the ANTs on the side) OK, everyone! We all must stick together, so no-one gets lost (whispers) and so I don't get fired! So, that is why I bought Super Glue! (starts rubbing glue on the rope) Now everyone, put your hands back on the rope.
(Fletcher reaches for the rope, Chyna slaps his hand away)
Chyna: Gibson, there is no way we are doing that.
Gibson: Why not? It's perfectly safe! Look!
(slaps his hand on the rope, tries to pull it off)
Gibson: Someone help me!
(all the ANTs pull on Gibson's hand)
Angus: Step aside, rookies. Let me show you how a pro does it.
(Leans on Gibson's arm, Gibson's hand comes off the rope)
Gibson: (screams, stops and clears his throat) See, completely safe!
(ANTs exit without Gibson)
Gibson: Hey, wait up!
Scene 3: Webster High hallwaysEdit
(All the girls crowded around the School Doors, enters Lexi and Paisley)
Lexi: What are all the girls doing?
Paisley: (gasps) SLUMBER PARTY!
(Jumps into the crowd of girls, exits Crowd of Girls)
Alfredo: Paisley, it's me. Alfredo.
Paisley: (gasps) Wilfredo!
(Hugs Alfredo, Lexi clears her throat)
'P'aisley: Alberto, meet my best friend Lexi.
(Alfredo and Lexi's eyes meet, love at first sight)
Alfredo: Hola, preciosa (Takes Lexi's hand and kisses it). Encantado de conocerte.
Lexi: Hi, I'm uhhh....(Lost in his eyes, holding his hand) Trixie.
Paisley: (Whispers to Alfredo) Her name is Lexi, Eldredo.
Alfredo: Well, I've got to get to homeroom. No-one even knows I'm here. I will see you later, Paisley. And I will definately see you later, Lexi, or should I say, Preciosa?
(Lexi giggles, exits Alfredo)
Lexi: (Snatches phone from Paisley) I have to go online and find out what that means.
(Sees what it means)
Lexi: (Giggles and faints)
Paisley: (Takes phone back and sees what it means) Aww, he called you beautiful!
Scene 4: A Hedge MazeEdit
(Chyna, Olive and Fletcher)
Olive: Guys, why are we away from the group? We need to stay safe.
Chyna: Oh, please! How would we be safe? We didn't even have a proper teacher with us when we arrived.
Fletcher: This will only take a second. I read online that there is a rare teal blue stone buried somewhere in here. The reason I want it is because if you heat it in the mircowave for 3 hours, it will turn into rare turquoise paint, that I can use in my next painting! So, Chyna, would you mind wearing blue that day?
Olive: Fine. The sooner we get out of the grass horror, the better!
Fletcher: Great! I have the tools we'll need!
(Pulls out pink, blue and purple spades and a bucket)
Olive: (gasps) Dibs on the pink one!
Scene 5: Webster High hallways Edit
(Lexi and Alfredo walk down the steps, holding hands)
Alfredo: Lexi, you are very charming. ¿Quieres cenar juntos esta nocheLexi: (giggles) One second.
(Turns around and grabs out a Spanish- English dictionary)
Lexi: Aww, I would love to go out to dinner. Where?
Alfredo: Un lugar Uptown Sushi grande.
(Turns around again and looks in dictionary)
Lexi: Aww, I love sushi. That would be great!
(enters Paisley, pulls Lexi to a side)
Paisley: Looks like things are going good for you and Alfredas.
Lexi: Yeah! He just asked me to go get sushi after school. I'd ask him if you could come to, but I want to be alone with him.
Paisley: Oh! I get it!
(exits Paisley, Lexi goes back to Alfredo)
Alfredo: Now, ¿puedo tener un pequeño beso?
(Lexi looks in the dictionary)
(Leans to kiss him, the bell rings, all the big kid come out of class, Lexi and Alfredo get pulled away from each other)
Lexi: (shouting) I'll see you later!